Cavendish - Funny song (remix)

I went down to the local bar

To buy my daddy a big cigar

When I got home he was dead

Somebody shot him in the head


Oh dear daddy

You're not gonna see me grieve

'Cause you brought out the worst in me


Yep! It's all true.

It's true. It makes me cry.


When the funeral was through

I had myself a barbecue

Daddy's bones they sure taste good

I couldn't have stopped;

if only I could