Strolling down the street, the square street
A fair sheet, of square sleet below my feet
Creeper’s what they call me
But even I see, that all of this beauty
Can fill me with such glee
Look at this tall tree
It’s nature’s majesty
Would it be so bad if someone
BLEW THE F**K OUT OF IT?!
This sweet pig here, alone walking around
He has the perfect face for
GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE F**KING OUT!
Hey Mr. Creeper
WHAT?!
There’s no need for that kind of language
F**K YOU!
The only F-word is fun
Life’s even sweeter
Without explosions
Minecraft is for everyone!
Hurray!
Let’s all be nice today
Everyone is at play
And there’s no need to blow them away
Oh, hi!
Let’s go help those two guys
Build a house that--
No, no, see, this is exactly what I’m talking about
If you’ve gotta curse, just say the word fudge, that way no one will judge--
Stop!
No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die! Okay?
F**k it, I’ll try
Okay, we’re off to a bad start, but that’s fine
I’m on a nice kick
I’ll make some friends quick
I don’t have many, because everyone’s a huge di-augh…
I have to ad-mit
I just might lose it
Having to give up my favorite things is FUNKY BULLSHRIMP!
Man, it’s hard not to be mean
Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics?
No, you don’t even know Minecraft music
But… but I’m Notch
More like NOTCH-yo song!
Oh, sugar-snap peas I went there!
Tee-hee!
We’re so happy and free
Let’s clear away the debris
From all the ruined lives of your killing spree
It’s fun!
To be nice to someone
They’ll really love you a ton
You know what?
Why don’t you kneel down and kiss my creepy-- buns!
You’ll feel so much love and magic in rapture
Hearts will be captured
You monkey-fighting GLASSBALL MOTHER SCRATCHER!
We just learned a lesson
Creepers can make amends
Guess what? You’re my new frie--
